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THE ADVENTURES OF BEAR CHAPTER 4
12/29/06
BEAR'S FIRST STEPS ?
Narrated by BEAR

" Life plays a cruel joke on us little people with 4 inch legs. "

" I ask you... Who invented 8 inch steps?

I'd like to lift my leg to them... and do a little tinkle,
to show them my appreciation. "

" Like thrown to the WOLVES... I'm placed on the middle stair. "

" Ok ... I try to... go... try to go... try and go...up! "

" Life is playing that cruel joke on me... I Know it. "

" So... I quickly turn around, OH MY !...

IT'S SO HIGH,

I can't even see the GROUND . "

" I run to the other side ... If only... I had a hand rail ... I could possibly... REACH ..."

" Don't Laugh at me ... This is not FUNNY. "

" That's it ! "

" I've had enough ... I need to ... "

" ... CHEW Somebody a new Dog Hole. "

" Here you go Mr. STAIR inventor ...

" Don't Mind ME, while I BREAK your LEG ! "

" Honest Mom, I wasn't Chewing on your plant ! "

" I'm Sweet and Innocent ... remember? "

" I don't believe it ... Deja vu ...

I've been cast out ... Onto the STEPS of WOLVES once again. "

" Okay ... If at first you don't succeed ... try... cry ... try again. "

" As in LIFE ... One step forward ... "

" WHOA ! ... Two steps Back ? "

" Hey, that Freaked my Brain out . "

" After a day of rest ...

I Bear... do declare myself STAIR MASTER of Rutherford. "

" Let me show you how it's done. "

" Kiss My Derriere ! "

" With Love ... of Course! "

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